| Hosta | Totally Wacky |
| Status | registered |
| Originator(s) | Jim Schwarz 2002 |
| Origin | unknown |
| Size category | medium |
| Plant height x width | 48x95 cm (19x37 in.) |
| Leaf length x width | 36x15 cm (14x6 in.) |
| Vein pairs | 8 |
| Leaf color | green |
| Variegation | |
| Leaf | unruly, shiny, a bit cupped, a bit twisted, a bit folded, a bit wavy, a bit corrugated |
| Petiole | |
| Scape | |
| Scape height | |
| Flower | lavender |
| Flower length | |
| Fragrant | |
| Flowering period | July - August |
| Fertile | |
| Pod | |
| Ploidy | |
| Patents | |
| Info | Plant and leaves are very unruly, twisted, floppy and odd shaped. |
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| Progeny | |