| Hosta | Old Coot |
| Status | registered |
| Originator(s) | Greg Johnson 2004 |
| Origin | 'Sum and Substance' x yingeri |
| Size category | medium |
| Plant height x width | 30x85 cm (12x33 in.) |
| Leaf length x width | 23x15 cm (9x6 in.) |
| Vein pairs | |
| Leaf color | dark green |
| Variegation | |
| Leaf | good, shiny, smooth |
| Petiole | |
| Scape | |
| Scape height | 55 cm (22 in.) |
| Flower | pale lavender,tubular |
| Flower length | |
| Fragrant | |
| Flowering period | July |
| Fertile | |
| Pod | |
| Ploidy | |
| Patents | |
| Info | Hybrid of 'Sum and Substance' x yingeri that becomes a medium-sized mound of very shiny, dark green foliage with "plastic-like" substance. Attracts attention in any garden. |
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| Progeny | |